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Some Sites With Good Humour 
Monday, April 6, 2009, 06:25 PM - Jokes
Posted by Administrator

Some sites which will fill your bore day with a good humour

Parody of signs used by US govt
http://www.safenow.org/

All Murphy's laws at one place
http://www.murphys-laws.com

Funny videos,pictures
http://www.boreme.com/

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Cisco Jokes Photos Tutorials Voip Goa




Indian Call Center 
Monday, February 4, 2008, 03:39 PM - Jokes
Posted by Administrator
Here is one cool video on Indian Call Center.Just enjoy the fun part of it.I saw some comments on the youtube which were expressing that this video is abusing Indian Call Centers.I dont think so.Indian call center (ITeS)industry is very matured here and this video has been made for just entertainment.




G i rlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 Software Upgrade Help 
Tuesday, December 18, 2007, 01:51 PM - Jokes
Posted by Administrator
Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0..
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING
: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.


Best of luck,
Tech Support





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